Van Rental + Your Crew = Hanging Out Like Stars
Get a van rental to get around L.A if you're hanging out with a big posse. Don't worry, you can work the van styles as de rigeur. Cool hunters will take notice of your stylin' Ford Club Wagon.
Give your brain a present when you get to Book Soup on Sunset Blvd. It is the literary hotspot for movie stars who can read. Get your kids' books at Storyopolis. You might shop for Dr. Seuss alongside Bruce Springsteen, Ellen DeGeneres or Danny DeVito.
Feel like renting a movie? Then you might bump into Tom Hanks, John Cusack or Steven Spielberg if you grab your flicks from The Malibu Blockbuster. Just don't ask them for recommendations cuz they'll probably tell you to rent their movies.
Catching a glimpse of how the rich and famous live. Then grab a star map and get to Malibu, Newport and Beverly Hills. Some stars' mansions are even open for public touring, but remember, these are people's homes. Don't be disrespecting by trespassing or disturbing!
You must be tired from all this fun. Why don't you relax at the Four Seasons Spa in Beverly Hills? Maybe you'll get a pedicure beside a rising thespian. Try detoxifying with the famous sage and tequila Margarita Massage if you've had too many margaritas at Conga Room.
Go refuel your van at Beverly Hills' Avis Unocal Service Station on Wilshire Boulevard. Workers report at least 5 sightings a day, counting Jay Leno, Jack Lemmon and Warren Beatty as patrons.
Be a well dressed mallrat, Hollywood-style at Fred Seagal. You'll probably spot quick-fingered Winona Ryder, potty-mouthed Kelly Osbourne and your "Friend", Jennifer Aniston.
Maybe you can't have a wife like Jennifer Aniston, but you could try to emulate Brad Pitt by renting a Mercedes Benz G500. Just drive around it in a shaggy haircut, a 5 o' clock shadow and brown tinted aviators. The Mercedes Benz G500 not big enough for you and your crew? Your short bus chic van will definitely suffice, and you can take everyone along with you for the ride.
